Ohh...this is gonna be a bit hard but the anecdote is too good not to tell.
I heard this from the man himself...
Some of you may remember this older guy in the game room.

His name is Marius and he's a member of the orchestra and one of the nicest guys around.
He was enjoying some pinball after the rehearsal. Then he wanted to try Ice Cold Beer but didn't figure how to start it.
So Michael (at least I think it was Michael by the description he gave me) said "You have to push, PUSH", to which Marius replied (his foreign language is limited) "Ik heb helemaal geen poes !".
To understand that you have to know that "poes" is pronounced a little bit like Push but the word poes means...Puss..... so translated he replied, "But, I don't at all have a puss...."
