LOL !
Didn't your rings started heating up your fingers ?

Also, I'm really not that surprised. We used to do back-up of programmings of fire alarms on floppies and put them in the fire-alarm centrals. Very very many failed after a year or two.
Actually, I have a good number of 5.25" floppies from the mid 80's that STILL are ok.
I think there are two causes:
1) the last 3.5" floppies were complete rubbish quality
2) the 5.25" had much wider tracks, and much less data to hold which makes it a bit easier for them
We switched to CD's but not much later we started to back-up through FTP on a server at the company because we now all have internet on our laptops....
Anyway, the 3.5" floppy.....it's already a thing of the past....I still remember people complaining that floppy drives were removed from Macs.....mmmmm

Only stupid old OS-es still needs floppies sometimes
